{"product_id":"ai-birthday-card","title":"AI Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"53\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"53\"\u003eAI Definitely Didn't Write This\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eSure, technology can do a lot these days. But it still can't replace the particular affection that comes from choosing the perfect card for someone you love, and then making them laugh immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"442\"\u003eThis birthday card is sharp, timely, and just the right amount of unhinged. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their birthday wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"457\"\u003efeatures.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: front message reads: “I was going to ask AI to make you a birthday card but I decided not to because I HAVE A FUCKING SOUL”\u003cbr data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e:: bold humor for birthdays, friendships, and fellow skeptics of modern life\u003cbr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e:: blank inside for your own birthday message\u003cbr data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"714\"\u003e:: printed on heavyweight recycled paper stock\u003cbr data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e:: includes kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"845\"\u003edimensions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: A2 size - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"875\"\u003emaker info.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: printed in Providence, Rhode Island by Frog \u0026amp; Toad Press.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog \u0026 Toad Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50769415798882,"sku":"utt1793022865335","price":3.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/0439\/4082\/files\/ai-birthday-card_1.webp?v=1793022871","url":"https:\/\/www.elmwoodmarket.shop\/products\/ai-birthday-card","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}