Chooks On Tour: Ningaloo Muscle Tee Black

It was a scorchin’ arvo on the ’Loo, the kind where the sun’s got teeth and the water’s just beggin’ for a rip. Bazza the Chook and Kev the turtle had “borrowed” a jetski from some unsuspecting tourists and were tearin’ across the reef when they got themselves into a bit of grief.

WHACK!

They collided head-on with Big Wazza, a whale shark the size of a Prado towing a caravan, cruisin’ peacefully through the deep blue. The poor bloke cops a jetski to the noggin, sees stars, and lets out a mighty grumble. His big, dopey grin disappears, and for a second it looks like Bazza and Kev are about to get thumped.

But then… he spots it. Bobbing in the water beside them: an esky jam-packed with ice-cold Bush Chooks. Big Wazza’s eyes light up.

“Youse better give us a few!” he booms.

Bazza cracks one open, floats it over, and just like that, all’s forgiven. They spend the rest of the arvo havin’ a brew in the ’Loo.

Moral of the story? Bush Chook solves everything.

100% combed cotton, 150 GSM light weight, sleeveless tank with raw armhole edges. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of legends in our local warehouse.