You Beauty Muscle Tee Black

Sun’s goin’ down, water’s flat as a tack, and ya reckon the fish have clocked off early. Then farkin’ bang! The rod bends, the reel’s screamin’, and up from the deep comes not a monster red. Not a Dhu, but a bloody Bush Chook! Foam flyin’, boat rockin’, and you’re yellin’ “YOU BEAUTY!” like you’ve just won lotto.

It’s a proper fight too. Salty spray in ya eyes, arms burnin’, heart thumpin’ like Meatloaf at RAC Arena. Feels like a yarn you’ll be tellin’ the boys for years down at the pub.

Then ya wake up in the tinny, half-cooked, rod doing nothin’, ya mouth is as dry as the Nullarbor. Dream’s gone. Ah well, crack a fresh Chook, sink it down, and mutter to yourself, “Tomorrow’s the day for the big red.”

This ripper design is for the fishos, the piss-takers, and anyone who reckons a cold Chook is a pretty decent catch if nothin’ is biting. Chuck it on, sink a few, and look every part the local legend.

100% combed cotton, 150 GSM light weight, sleeveless tank with raw armhole edges. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of legends in our local warehouse.